I am here to say: You do NOT have to play the village idiot, play the nice fat guy, or play the funny fat guy role to get skinny girls.

Here are a couple of tips for becoming a fat guy with a skinny girlfriend, or maybe even one day being a fat guy with a skinny wife:

Tip 1:

STOP BEING SO NICE! Yes, I know that being the nice fat guy is a great defensive tactic to protect you from insults, but it doesn't help you become the fat man that has a skinny girlfriend. Fat guys who have skinny girlfriends understand that attractive women LOVE guys that are a challenge. Nice guys are not a challenge. You are scene as a big dog that's going to always have a silly grin on your face no matter what, and women HATE pushovers.

Tip 2:

FIND YOUR INNER BAD BOY. Your inner bad boy is the side of you that doesn't care what people think of you. This is the side of you that goes to the beach with a speedo, and a sexy grin on your face. Your inner bad boy is the one who will not sit around with a crush on a skinny girl for six month without ever having a conversation with her. Your inner bad boy doesn't wait around, he approaches ANY woman he finds attracted without fear. FIND YOUR INNER BAD BOY---

Tip 3:

STOP BEING THE FUNNY FAT GUY because the joke is on YOU, it has always been on you. The funny fat guy routine is similar to the nice fat guy defense system-- Make them laugh so that they won't tease me! Stop being so fearful. Enough with the jokes. A nice personality is great, humor is great, but it's worthless when you use it as a defense mechanism. Fat guys who get skinny girls do not turn themselves into a jester.

Tip 4:

SELF-ACCEPTANCE IS THE KEY. Yes, you're fat, but so what? Get over it. Try to learn how to love yourself. After I gave, the skinny girl that I bang an orgasm, she didn't care one bit about me being fat. Teddy bear love is awesome!

Tip 5:

MINGLE WITH WOMEN. You have to start small. Chat up as many women as possible. Allow your sexuality to shine through your thick layers of fat. You can even try online dating. Write a quality profile, and see what you can catch. I met my last lay through MATE1 Maybe you will have similar luck at becoming a FAT GUY WITH A SKINNY GIRLFRIEND.