You see, I'm very particular when it comes to t shirt humor.
I'm not into abrasive, offensive, obnoxious, overtly sexual or super geeky.
Not my style.
What I'm really into is dry humor, funny absurdity, hamsters, and awesome quotes or references from the best movie comedies.
Torso Pants makes the grade.
Their designs are bright and beautiful and their rap is strong.
Even their t-shirts featuring only text are hilarious.
Try not to laugh at the likes of: "I enjoy entertainment" or "At least I'm out doing things" or even "This isn't the shirt I ordered.
" With a ton of different styles, colors and brands of tees, including American Apparel (my favorite), Torso Pants is a major player on the funny t shirt scene.
Seriously, can you pass up a shirt that says "pancakes.
" Frankly, I can't and neither should you.
One caveat: don't buy the drunken astronaut shirt whatever you do.
It's not funny.
Drunk space shuttle driving is not a joke.
Oh, and while I'm at it, do you really think I want to parade around in a shirt glorifying spliffage with the Roman numerals IV:XX .
Didn't think so.
And what the hell are TorsoPants.
Sounds pretty much like it was made up in a moment of desperation.
Anyway, despite these little hiccups, Torso Pants is a decent little tee shirt emporium where you can get dressed for less.
Well, not really.
While you can buy a crappy t-shirt at a thrift store for a buck or in bulk at Wal-Mart for a few dollars, you'll have to drop pretty pennies on these premium goods.
However, if you...
- Have distinguished tastes
- Chew like a camel
- Collect plastic rubies
- Walk like a woodchuck
- And put your socks on twice for the core body exercise
3% certain you will get your hard-earned money's worth at the Torso Pants.